i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I want to be your penis for a week.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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