you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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