we have officially lost it.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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