lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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