Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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