Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
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It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
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When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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