Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
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