I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
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This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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