She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I think pants incapable of making pants work
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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