cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
How does it feel to date your dad?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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