So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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