Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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