I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
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this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
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Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
be right there i have to get my cape
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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