used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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