next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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