shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
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I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
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I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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