So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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