what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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