so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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