Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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