Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
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i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
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She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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