Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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