Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
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My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
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