If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
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Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
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so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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