He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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