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I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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