You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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