I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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