it hurts more in the daytime
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
