Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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