I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
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Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
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Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
My ass is underappreciated