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(323): View more from California

Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?

(310): View more from California

You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?

(323): View more from California

So...no?`

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(315): View more from New York

were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two

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(203): View more from Connecticut

he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave

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(989): View more from Michigan

i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.

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(702): View more from Nevada

I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.

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(360): View more from Washington

Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks

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