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I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt

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(989): I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt http://tfl.nu/o754

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We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud

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(301): We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud http://tfl.nu/i29s

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Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis

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(901): Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis http://tfl.nu/d468

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she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent

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I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM

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(613): she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent (613): I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM http://tfl.nu/2tls

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I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.

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(434): I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents. http://tfl.nu/eibu

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Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck

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(276): Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck http://tfl.nu/4gk1

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(206): View more from Washington

at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.

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(206): at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception. http://tfl.nu/j51s

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you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship

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(404): you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship http://tfl.nu/msif

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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas

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(562): Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas http://tfl.nu/zcne

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ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this

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(815): ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this http://tfl.nu/mfxc

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(410): View more from Maryland

Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....

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(410): Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink..... http://tfl.nu/vd91

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MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.

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HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.

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(785): MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped. (207): HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME. http://tfl.nu/4n05

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REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"

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(630): REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl" http://tfl.nu/5hw7

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I almost tased myself

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I dont think you should own that device.

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It's an awesome device. I love this device.

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(563): I almost tased myself (1-563): I dont think you should own that device. (563): It's an awesome device. I love this device. http://tfl.nu/0r8c

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I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.

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(410): I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life. http://tfl.nu/oenl

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