Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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