The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
