And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
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It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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