you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
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I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship