high people should be assigned attendants
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
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It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
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Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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