Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
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Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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