I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i love accidental penises.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
