you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
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If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
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So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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