so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
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We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
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I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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