I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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