I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
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i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
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Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
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