How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
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His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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