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• (951): View more from California

  now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time

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  I'll google it

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.

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• (315): View more from New York

  After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex

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  Never mind I found pizza just bring sex

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• (510): View more from California

  Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.

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• (415): View more from California

  I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.

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