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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?

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• (253): View more from Washington

  My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome

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  I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.

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