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• (618): View more from Illinois

  so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?

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• (607): View more from New York

  You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me

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• (408): View more from California

  I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I drank myself into bisexuality again.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.

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  Ya that ship has sailed dude

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something

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• (650): View more from California

  I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?

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