PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
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Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea