no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
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A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
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Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.