The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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