Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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