So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
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Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
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We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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