Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Randomize
