This girl is more easily done than said...
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
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I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
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The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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