Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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