Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
