it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She said her name was "party"
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
