Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
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