So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
We talked him into tasing himself.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
