office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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