This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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