I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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