I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
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No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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